As I was on my way home cruising down Route 66 I saw the craziest wacked out sign. It was a sign for an optometry office and it was really messing with my eyes. Oh man, it was like I was seeing in double vision or something. I am sure it seemed clever at the time, but I think its mighty tricky of an optometry office to do that to someone. I almost thought I would have to pull into the driveway for a visit. But then I realized, hey wait I am wearing my glasses and I see everything else clearly!
It was then I realized their ruse. It’s all a plot to get people eye exams when they don’t really need it. What a sneaky optometry office.
I really do enjoy my ride home though. Sometimes (like today for instance) I realize I have it made. I am living in California, the beautiful sunshine state. On an almost clear day I can slightly see the mountains even though they are only a few miles away. As the sun beats down on my back and I take a deep breath I realize I am in the land of milk and honey. California is filled with beautiful scenery, beautiful people and an all around good atmosphere. It doesn’t get much better than this…

I just got back from camping. What fun!
I really want to see this movie when it comes out.

You should all go over here and download Submarine and Sir Prize from the Starlight Mints. I love them, and the puppet is hot. The whole cd is pretty good and it even comes with my favorite video in the whole world. I recomend you buy it, so go do it now!
I am going camping this weekend, see you on Monday!

I am hopelessly madly in love and I want you to meet my lover. It was love at first sight, well for me at least. I have never felt this way before, and frankly I just don’t know what to do with myself. These emotions I feel are so strong. If only he felt the same way then my life would be set. But alas he doesn’t even know I exist. What is a girl to do…

What? You mean Weezer and The Muppets have collaborated to make a video for Keep Fishin and I have not seen it! This is highly unacceptable. I can't believe it; I mean seriously I am in utter disbelief. I need to see this video, its what I have been waiting for all my life. I can say with almost total certainty that my life would be complete once I have seen it.

Dude. The Hives are Sweedish??? Who knew?

I am one of those freaky people who's second toe is longer than thier big toe. Prepare to view the freakiness of my feet. My toe nails are red, and its due to either one of two reasons or both. .
1. The Style Channel made me do it
2. Boredom made me do it
Its most likely a combination of both.
My toes remind me of sausages

Next
Afternoon
Our
Minds
Implode

Fraggle
Rock
Agitates
Gods
Ass

Holy Crap! There is a whole network dedicated to fashion and beauty and I actually spent 30 min. of my life watching it. There is this show call videofashion! on the style channel that is just rockin. I got the low down that this season a fresh look is in as opposed the stale look that was in last year.
Oh now I will be the fashion queen. I assure you that if you watch the network dedicated to fashion and beauty you too will be fabulous. To be one of the beautiful people is a hard job but somebody has to do it. I feel so enlightened by watching the style channel.
But in all honestly it has been Timothy Speed Levitch of "The Cruise" fame that has taught me to be a debonair individual despite inner feelings of despair.

Did I mention I am taking Salsa dance classes? It was my cousins grand idea, and I had nothing else to do so I figured why not. I always take the opportunity to shake my booty every chance I get. So it turns out that I nearly tower over all of the guys in the class at my ginormous stature of 5' 6.5". Its really hard to dance with someone when they are shorter than you, but I was lucky today and ended up dancing with someone taller than me.
You would think being part cuban would give me an advantage, well it turns out my partner dancing skills suck. But hopefully by the end of the summer I will finally get good at shaking my butt in step with a partner. Although it turns out that salsa doesn't require much butt shaking.